first thing you need to know is that we are totally stupid.
making jelly is a pretty hot activity, and not in a good way.
and in case you didn't read the thermometer outside,
it's 95 degrees today. that's hot.
to maintain sanitary jelly conditions, you need to remove
any moisture from my brow when i ask you to.
like they did in the operating room on M*A*S*H.
got it, hotlips?

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