these little plums aren't ready yet.
i know you're wondering how to know if they are ready for picking.
well the easy answer is to pick the ones that are really dark red
and soft like the foam in the bench seat of a 1975 Plymouth Valiant.
the scientific answer is to see which ones the squirrels are eating.
pick the ones that look like that, but whatever you do, don't take a plum from a squirrel.
he may bite you, and my home owner's insurance does not cover
canning-related rabies. don't ask how i know that!

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